Top Ten Signs Your Neighbour Is a Big Time Football Bookie

Top Ten Signs Your Neighbour Is a Big Time [tag]Football[/tag] [tag]Bookie[/tag].

• The annoying sound that come from his house in the few hours just before kick-off – the incoming calls placing bets from as far as Azerbaijan, the CB radio listening in to police frequencies, the humming sound of dedicated servers running the online gambling websites (16millions hits for just the Germany game), the non stop shouting from the 16 staff working as if they’re on the floor of the stock market…

• The new Mercedes and Nissan Murano parked outside. And the Hummer in the porch.

• He already told you Subra would lose 933-495 – LAST WEEK.

• Big groups of Hong Kong gangsters (wearing suits) come and visit him during Chinese New Year… calling him ‘Tai Kor’ and laughing at all his crummy jokes…

• After the last Euro Championship, he bought a yatch. After the last Champions League final, he bought a race horse. After the last [tag]World Cup[/tag], he bought KFC Holdings.

• The 4 guards with loaded guns and walkie-talkies sitting outside his gate 24/7. Don’t you just hate it when they throw ciggarette butts and pee on the ciku tree outside your house.

• There’s a sticker on his car that says “I RELEGATED JUVENTUS“.

• 4 days ago you heard him talking loudly on his handphone (while watering his plants), offering RM400,000 “if you score one from freekick lah, nice one” to some guy name David.

• Most people have one Astro satellite dish on their roof. Your neighbour has a 20-ft wireless tower in his garden.

• 4pm – he asks you if you’re willing to take ‘Ghana, i give you one ball’. 8pm – his offer is up to 2 balls. 10.30pm – he’s now sweating and persuading you to put RM1000 in ‘3 balls for Ghana, first half only’…