1. Inevitable Said,

   Woman -

   I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong,
   One who loves to listen long,
   One who thinks before he speaks,
   One who’ll call, not wait for weeks,
   I want him to be gainfully employed,
   When I spend his cash, be not annoyed,
   Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more,
   Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
   And knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
   I want this man to love me to no end,
   And always be my very best friend.

   Man -
   I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge tits who owns a liquor shop and
   a fishing boat.
   I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

2. anjali* Said,

   Satire for Brokeback Mountain.

   2 of the sheeps got horny and decided to stray in the middle of the night and hike uphill for some steamy sheep fun and they headed to where the camp site was. Upon reaching near the tent, the stray sheeps were attracted to the oohs and aahs. So one of them popped his prying head to the little opening on the tent and saw the 2 cowboys doing some dirty-dancing. He shrieked “Mmmeckkk!!!”. Upon realising that they had an unwelcomed spectator, Jack Twist jumped out in a swoosh, placed his Swiss Army knife to the sheep’s throat and threatened to kill him, unless he and his sheepish girlfriend agreed to head back to the rest of the herd and not tell a soul on what they saw. Of course, the sheeps chose to zip up…until about 22 years later, they decided to sell their story for movie rights upon learning the death of Jack.

   The name of the movie - “Silence Of The Lambs”.

   Heh.

   (Sorrylah, no new jokes, so have to recycle! Cheer up,dude!)

3. buaya69 Said,

   The moment a woman has the last word, it’s the end of an argument. The moment the man says anything after that, it’s the beginning of a new argument.

4. lilian Said,

   Ceh, simple only. Go read Simontalks. The version 1 at :
   http://wheregot.blogspot.com

5. Naz Said,

   Australia 3 Japan 1

6. mahagurusia Said,

   Why does Simon want to cross the road?
   Becos his top 10 list is on the other side of the road.

   Yeah, it’s lame. I know

   Or you can try this one:

   http://mahagurusia.blogspot.com/2006/06/fifa-world-cup-excitement.html

   Cheer up dude.

7. lucia Said,

   ok here is an original joke.

   my sister who was adopted by an australian couple when she was a baby, decided to learn bahasa malaysia when she was out of college, and use her bahasa to correspond with me.

   you know how some bahasa words are… derived from english like teknologi… change the ‘y’ to ‘i’.

   well one day i told her my brother just had a second child - a baby boy and she wrote:
   “saya sangat gembira abang dapat babi baru.”

8. yuin Said,

   a friend of mine told me during the eng-paraguay match that paraguay was in north africa.

9. inevitable Said,

   LOL at Lucia’s joke.

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