Please Help My Client Mr. Rojaks

Published by simon on November 16, 2005

Harlo, This is Carpal Tunnel.

I am a fehmes lawyer, you donno me aa? Today I am guest-blogging for Simon, that guy never pass high school, so he kenot tok about law.

Because today, I am going to talk about my latest high profile case. Very de big, even people is Sing-ah-pok and USA also following. Bigger than the Anwar case, bigger than Microsop anti-trust case.

I am representing my client Mr. Rojaks. Please read the story here hor. He is a nice family man, a bit lengchai, but he has been threatened to be sued by anoder rich blogger. Now please, hear the story of my venerable client before you close this window.

My client Messr. Rojaks, is threatened by a lawsuit because he want to parody the said rich blogger with a nude photo. How can?! Actually my law degree quite caplang one, so I ask my fellow loyar buruk friend Mr. Buaya69 (who was called to the Bar, to drink beer), he go and find some very deep law stuff.

So how? My client got no money, no benefactor, drive small car. So he is calling all the bloggers to sapot him! If you strike 4D, donate to him (so he oso can buy bigger CLK). If you got RM500,000 under your mattress, donate to him! If you work for national newspaper, give him a press conference!! Front page sommore!

But got no money, how? Put button also can! Not your baju punye button la, but website button! Mr. Rojaks fren Alexallied got some button, see there la.

We must support the voice of the small blogger!

Anyway, if you dowan to donate or sapot, you can oso read all the blogs at Mr.Rojaks site. All very farnee one!

OK, hor, I got to stop guestblogging, Simon wants his blog back. But dun worry hor, if he edit what I wrote this post, he make sure it doesn’t ping again to PPS one.

Your sincerely,
Carpal Tunnel.(Universiti Jatuh Standard)

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