Top Ten Signs Your EPL Team Isn’t Doing Too Well

Published by simon on September 12, 2005

Today you have to excuse Simon. He’s in self-imposed mourning over the weekend’s results. Plus he need to see the doctor in an hour’s time.

Top Ten Signs Your EPL Team Isn’t Doing Too Well

Your favourite team when you were a young is from Liverpool city. Unfortunately it isn’t Liverpool FC or Everton.

You went to Manchester for a holiday, and visited the stadium on MAINE ROAD.

Your team’s best player just won his first cap – for Azerbaijan.

Come international match week, all your players are at the local pub watching the matches.

Whenever you wear team’s away jersey, everyone thinks you’re the new office cleaning lady.

Last season, you managed to finish 27 matches with 11 players on the field.

The best run in the FA Cup was seven years ago, when you actually won a re-match in the first round.

You’ve finished third in the Coca-Cola championships 7 times. But have never won a play-off match.

All of your summer signings have been free transfers. And they’re all over 35.

The only time your team has ever ‘played in Europe’ was that pre-season friendly with the Finnish Div 3 champions five years ago.

HCFoo Said,
I don’t really care if other teams are not doing too well. I only care to see how long Chelsea going to hold their unbeatable record this season.
centerpide Said,
hmm…alot of Chelsea fans these days…wonder where they were 3 years ago
simon Said,
hcfoo – looks like a LONG time.

centerpide – i suppose they were busy supporting Ferrari and Tiger Woods…!
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