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Top Ten Signs Your EPL Team Isn’t Doing Too Well

Published by on September 12, 2005

Today you have to excuse Simon. He’s in self-imposed mourning over the weekend’s results. Plus he need to see the doctor in an hour’s time.

Top Ten Signs Your EPL Team Isn’t Doing Too Well

  • Your favourite team when you were a young is from Liverpool city. Unfortunately it isn’t Liverpool FC or Everton.

  • You went to Manchester for a holiday, and visited the stadium on MAINE ROAD.

  • Your team’s best player just won his first cap – for Azerbaijan.

  • Come international match week, all your players are at the local pub watching the matches.

  • Whenever you wear team’s away jersey, everyone thinks you’re the new office cleaning lady.

  • Last season, you managed to finish 27 matches with 11 players on the field.

  • The best run in the FA Cup was seven years ago, when you actually won a re-match in the first round.

  • You’ve finished third in the Coca-Cola championships 7 times. But have never won a play-off match.

  • All of your summer signings have been free transfers. And they’re all over 35.

  • The only time your team has ever ‘played in Europe’ was that pre-season friendly with the Finnish Div 3 champions five years ago.
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    1. HCFoo Said,

      I don’t really care if other teams are not doing too well. I only care to see how long Chelsea going to hold their unbeatable record this season.

    2. centerpide Said,

      hmm…alot of Chelsea fans these days…wonder where they were 3 years ago :P

    3. simon Said,

      hcfoo – looks like a LONG time.

      centerpide – i suppose they were busy supporting Ferrari and Tiger Woods…! :)

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