Top Ten Signs Your Political Career is Over After Losing The Party Presidential Elections
Published by simon on August 29, 2005Top Ten Signs Your Political Career is Over After Losing The Party Presidential Electionsby Simon, who contested and lost the Pemudi MCA VP post some years ago…
- Twenty years later, you’re still deputy party president.
- You keep hearing your supporters and voters say they ‘bet on the wrong horse’.
- You’re not invited to a single birthday / anniversary / fundraiser dinner at the Chinese restaurant this weekend.
- Membership form for the “Retired Deputy President Club – Malaysian Chapter” arrives in the mail.
- The party spokesperson keeps using the phrase ‘time to blood younger leaders’ and ‘the delegates have spoken’.
- Your right hand man and supporters openly announce that they are ‘ready to work with the new leadership’.
- You lose your deposit in the election.
- The party chairman / election secretary has to refer at the tele-prompter because he keeps forgetting your name.
- Two days after losing the party presidential elections, your face disappears from the newspapers – forever.
- You’re offered the post of ‘party adviser’.
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And the loser can take comfort that he lost because is he is not fugly enough. I.e. have nerdy specs, ah piah (biscuit aka ah beng) hair, fish lips or nyanyuk enough.
Learn how to shake legs and keep smiling. You don’t even need to contest. And to think I once went all the way home to Tanjung Bungah just to vote for him. Sigh… I was young and foolish but now I’m still foolish because I don’t know who I should vote for.
LC Teh - Don’t forget the terimakasih, xie-xie and nandri.
lilian - ah piah hair? LOL!!!
lc teh - you can decide when the next election comes… still long way more…
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