What to do When You’ve Watched Star Wars Sixteen Times Already…

What to do When You’ve Watched Star Wars Sixteen Times Already… by Simon

• Collect the complete set of Happy Meal toys and re-enact the movie in your own room.

• Collect the following items: Short aluminium pipe, duct tape, coloured plastic and a fluorescent light tube – and you can make your own lightsaber!

• Program your Nokia handphone’s polyphonic ringtone to sound like R2-D2.

• Have an all weekend movie where you can watch all six movies back-to-back, followed by the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Indiana Jones trilogy (all in just 24 hours straight).

• Start calling your friends with names of characters from Star Wars : “Hey, there Jabba the Hutt, wanna go for lunch?”

• Wait patiently for the sequel which will be coming out… er… in 1977.

• Train your dog/cat to warble like Chewbacca.

• “Oh My God!! I’ve finally got it! Darth Vader is Luke’s father!”

• Buy a few bottles of hair growth tonic, splash it daily all over your body, hands and legs, and after two months, you’re a real life Wookie!

• Put on your old Darth Vader costume, go to a bus-stop full of women…
  

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