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Top Ten Things You DON’T Want to Hear in a Crowded Elevator

May 16, 2005

Top Ten Things You DON’T Want to Hear in a Crowded Elevator by Simon (who thankfully, works at the ground floor):

  • “OK, good. This elevator doesn’t have a camera.”
  • “The walls are closing in… This is the end…”
  • “Say, how do you un-jam this pistol?”
  • “You want to know what happens in the last scene of Revenge of the Sith?”
  • “Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in…”
  • “OK, boys, remember your Al-Qaeda training…”
  • “Oh, silly me, I accidentally pressed the buttons to all 40 floors!”
  • “I hope everybody here has had chicken pox before!”
  • “Sir, are you interested in our free Gold Credit Card?”
  • “Mummy, I need to go, NOW!”




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