Top Ten Signs Traffic in KL is Getting Worse by Simon (tomorrow I’ll start blogging during traffic jams):
- New Perodua Myvi comes with detachable urinal.
- SPRINT highway is renamed SPRAINED. The name KESAS is rearranged to spell SESAK.
- Office workers start eating breakfast AND morning tea on their way to work…
- Too many inane blogs about how KL traffic is getting worse.
- People in Bangkok start referring to KL as ‘the world’s biggest carpark’…
- Priscilla Patrick is now a famous Malaysian celebrity.
- Air-Asia introduces 8am PJ to KL flights.
- The countdown timers on the red traffic lights has THREE digits…
- Gomen start erecting large TV screens for drivers’ entertainment during traffic jams. (No, wait, that one has already happened…
- WiFi spots along the Federal Highway.
12 Comments
Kimberlycun
good one heh
fishtail
Hilarious; good one!
diana
hehe.. next time i’ll start one on “Top 10 Signs Traffic in PJ’s Getting Worse”
keng å‘
wa.. if the Airasia one does happen, their tagline may change to “nobody can drive”! You can start paying them by collecting the 1 sen coins.. kekeke..
Why KL folks still not practising WFH (work from home)?
Simon
pj – most items applicable to PJ also!
keng – that question must ask the bosses…
mousqy
ahahahah nice one….
can download porn while stuck in the jam ahahahaha…..
Simon
mousqy – then all the mat motors will stop beside your car…!
Leona
hehe won’t mind the wifi part
Loc Kee
yaya, give me the wifi and i will be happy sitting in the car leh :>
Simon
leona & loc kee – seriously gomen should consider this to encourage ppl to take buses… and not surf while driving…
Silencers
“Priscilla Patrick is now a famous Malaysian celebrity.”
This is too funny, HAHAHAHAHA!!
Simon
silencers – i heard her doing a twisties commercial on radio!