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Top Five Reasons Why CSI is so Popular:

  • We just love gory murders and corpses.
  • It’s compulsory viewing for Med students in IMU (4 hours credit).
  • There is hardly anything else good to watch.
  • All Astro subscribers have AXN for free (and Star World sucks)
  • Amateur serial killers watch it to learn how NOT to leave clues.

Top Five Reasons Why Smallville is so Popular:

  • Kristin Kreuk
  • Kristin Kreuk
  • Kristin Kreuk
  • Tom Welling
  • Kristin Kreuk

Top Five Reasons Why Reality TV is so Popular:

  • In reality, our own lives are really boring.
  • Hot babes and six-pack abs.
  • These people have an uncanny talent to instantly cry, bitch, swear, backstab and gloat on-demand in front of the camera.
  • Same reason why Malaysians stop and examine road accidents and causing huge traffic jams…
  • If somebody is dumb enough to eat scorpions and reindeer’s balls, we gotta watch it…

Top Five Reasons Why TV1 & TV2 is NOT Popular:

  • Gerak Khas
  • Most of us don’t understand or need “infortainmen”.
  • They still show the same Popeye & Pink Panther cartoons from the 70’s.
  • Endless re-runs of crap 80’s Hong Kong movies starring Eric Tsang/Alan Tam/Raymond Ng/Ng Man Tat/Sandra Ng/Kenny Bee.
  • I suspect a lot of us aren’t big fans of “Telenovela Latin Amerika”.

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