SEMPIT : A Malaysian Love Story
Published by simon on March 28, 2005Vijaya: Darling, we’ve got to stop meeting in the pantry like this. Kak Esah the cleaning lady is getting suspicious. One day she’s bound to find out about us.
Raymond: Trust me, darling. This is the only way. Meeting in the director’s toilet was so wrong, darling.
Vijaya: But there are no director’s in our office… And this pantry is so narrow and uncomfortable.
Raymond: Let’s talk about us, darling. I don’t care if our colleagues find out about us, darling. I just want to be with you.
Vijaya: You don’t understand, Raymond. I’m manager level, you are just an executive… I get 25 days annual leave, you only have 14… I can claim medical check-up, you have to visit our panel doctor in Pandan Indah… I have a company car, you have to park on the roadside… Its not meant to be, darling… Its just not fated.
Raymond: No, don’t say that. Look into my eyes, my sweet vadir. I believe that if a boy and a girl love each other, nothing can stand their way.
Vijaya: Who’s this boy and girl you’re talking about?
Raymond: Us, Veej! I believe our love is strong! I don’t care what people say, let’s get married! Have you told your father about me?
Vijaya: I can’t, darling, he’ll never understand…
Raymond: You must tell him, I can’t go on like this.
Vijaya: No, no, you don’t know him like I do! I’m from University of Cumfuttingbria, Wales UK. You are from FIT, Cheras. He will never accept you.
Raymond: You have to try! He will see that our love is strong!
(Suddenly the door opens and Kak Esah the cleaning lady walks in…)
Kak Esah: Eh? You dua orang tengah buat apa ni?! Tangkap basah ke? Khalwat! Khalwat…! (runs off screaming)
Vijaya: My God! What are going to do?
Raymond: Nothing! The whole office will know in less than 5 minutes! And in 25 minutes, the whole area from Ampang to Cheras! We have to face your father now!
Vijaya: You don’t understand! He’ll be coming for you tonight with a parang!
(Read the sequel here. Any similarities to any existing movies or people is purely coincidental.)
ROTFLOL…HTHC (hit table hit chair)…LOL…d*mn dai-sei the dialog.
hahahaha
good one!!
oi…story cut short..when’s part II??
LOL… that’s a great piece. ya you should have a part II.
oh, OK, lemme see if i can do the sequel today…
Quick quick, i want to read part 2!
part two post yesterday! click here.
ampang ? pantat indah ??? cheras ??? oi thats my area orso wei !!! when go steven yc ??
aiyah, soli aa? at night i dun hang out in ampang/cheras one la… but some of my friends hang out at steven’s. got parking problem one, izzit?
Eh, do another for Puteri Kena Tendang or soemthing like that, can or not?
“Puteri Kena Tendang” ? LOL, thats very funny lah!
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