Overused American Idol Comments
American Idol is really hotting up here. But one thing that gets me is that the judges don’t really know how to express themselves when commenting on the performances. Here are some of the comments they’ve used over and over again…
Randy “The Dawg” Jackson:
“It was just a-iight for me man.”
“Listen, it was your BEST performance, so far.”
“What’s up, dawg?”
“How do you think you did?”
“You da bomb, girl/dude”
You’re just like a young Aretha Franklin, girl!”
“What’s going down, dawg?”
“Dude, it was a little pitchy, but it all came together in the end…”
Paula “Not Really An Idol” Abdul:
“You really owned the stage, well done.”
“I’m a big fan of your voice”
“You’re already a star”
“I’m so pround of you”
“I’ll have to say not one of your best performance”
“You look awesome tonight”
Simon Cowell:
“Let me put this in perspective…”
“How shall I put this…”
“Walk into any second-rate hotel lounge/cabaret/karaoke bar…”
“Undeniably, the best performance we’ve heard so far, tonight”
“It was a complete and utter mess”
“It was all over the place.”
“Ghastly”
“Horrendous”
And remember everyone, drink Coca-Cola just like the *cool* judges!
March 26th, 2005 at 11:28 am
Been ages since I last watch American Idol, whats up? The only thing I like to watch on American Idol is during the pre-elimentary round. All sorts of ppl did turn up and that is the funniest part. After that, blah, I aint watching.
March 26th, 2005 at 1:06 pm
LOL. Spot on. Am actually really fed up of watching AI. How many times do we have to be tortured with the same butcherings of great classics?
Dunno about the rest of you guys but I can’t tahan it for much longer.
And yeah Jason’s right - the auditions were funny and that’s about it.
I’ve added you to my blog - hope it’s ok with you
cheers
March 26th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
jason - yeah i like that part too. but its obvious that a lot of ‘em are purposely bad just to get on tv.
shan - sure, and if anyone else you kow wanna link, just drop me a note!
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