Top Ten Things You Will NOT See in the New 007 James Bond Movie

Hmm. Another Bond movie, new actor, reinvention through Fleming’s first 007 novel. Although I grew up watching the franchise, I was never really a big fan, was more into Star Wars and Indiana Jones. I haven’t watched this new movie, but…

Top Ten Things You Will NOT See in the New 007 James Bond Movie

Explanation why James Bond is only becoming the secret agent 007 NOW in 2006 when heâ€™s been one since the Sixties.

Getting a speeding ticket for doing 160mph right in downtown London while chasing baddies.

James Bond practicing abstinence.

Any logical explanation why James Bond hasnâ€™t aged a bit since 1962 and looks surprisingly like a totally different person from a few years ago.

Meeting with women with normal names like Lilian Tan Ah Lian.

Any serious acting or convincing dialogue.

Guest appearance by Sean Connery as Bondâ€™s father, with whom he has an estranged relationship.

James Bond doing any form of paperwork â€“ just like any other government employee.

Any British parliament debate on where the Secret Service gets its funding to pay for Bondâ€™s gadgets (that inadvertently get blown up all the time) when the fact is that Tony Blair is losing his pants over Iraq.