Another Meme on Yourself

Gee, [tag]meme[/tag]s seem to be making a small comeback so early in the year. This was tagged on me by shan si beruang kutub, so I’m inflicting it on all you unsuspecting readers… bwahahahahaaa…

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Simon
2. ‘Tou San’ (God of Gamblers)
3. Mat Rock

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Johnny ‘Rebel Moon’ Dakota
2. Road Warrior Crush (alongside Animal and Hawk)
3. Darth Revan

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Inability to make pointless small talk
2. Ability to give that ‘Do I look I I’m interested in buying something from you?’ look to salespeople.
3. Macabre sense of humour

THREE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Didn’t I just do this? Well, anyway…
1. No motivation.
2. Never having enough to buy the books I really want to read.
3. Fixation with Sarah Michelle Gellar

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese.
2. Heavy metal.
3. Aloofness.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU (or mostly creep you out):
1. Cantopop freaks.
2. B-grade horror flicks.
3. Headless clowns.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coffee
2. Morning paper
3. Bowel movement

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My wedding ring.
2. My Ralph Lauren shoes.
3. A look of concentration.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
Only three? Again, I can more than a few… OK, let’s just name some of the bands I have all (or almost all) of their albums.
1. Metallica
2. Whitecross
3. Manowar

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Because of You by Kelly Clarkson
2. Hung Up by Madonna
3. Believe Me by Fort Minor

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. A new hobby I’m been thinking about for some time – model kit building.
2. Saisaki.
3. Can’t think of another.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Understanding
2. We love and hate the same things
3. A sense of humour

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I am doggedly faithful to my true friends. Even if there aren’t many.
2. I love ‘Friends’.
3. I never lie.

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. you.
2. you.
3. you.

Anyway, I need to lay off [tag]me-mes[/tag] for awhile…