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Top Ten Reasons Why There is No CSI: Malaysia

I was asked to do a posting about this, i was quite reluctant since i have never watched a full episode of this wildly popular series. Just bits and pieces here and there of the many spin-offs. Anyway, yesterday I managed to catch two full episodes (finally), it was quite entertaining, but i guess after so many seasons, the ideas aren’t so fresh, it was more of the usual cop and lab investigation thing, with the usual fingerprint dusting and blood sampling.

But anyway.

Top Ten Reasons Why There is No CSI: Malaysia

  • Grisly murder scene re-enactments censored, shots of dead bodies censored, sexy scenes censored, foul language censored, what else is there to show?

  • The only dead bodies they ever investigate in CSI: Temerloh are dead chickens on the highway.

  • Too much competition from that OTHER hit police series on local TV, ‘Gerak Khas‘.

  • TonightCSI: Malaysia, the crack team of experts investigate the murder of the English language by Malaysian radio deejays…”

  • Instead of the high-tech cutting edge invisible poison American murderers use, local criminals always only use one type – Paraquat (and sometimes, King Kong rat poison).

  • High cost of red water colour (used for fake blood) makes filming too expensive and therefore not viable (cow’s blood is not suitable due to mad cow’s disease, chicken blood due to avian flu...)

  • The term ‘Forensik‘ just doesn’t sound right.

  • In CSI: KL, the dead bodies are always found in the Klang river. Every week, without fail. (And Gil Grissom is pretty sick of wading in the brown waters…)

  • Everybody keeps thinking that CSI stands for ‘Cit-cat Sama Ina’, sequel to that show ‘Cit Cat Azwan’

  • Because the real life murders in Malaysia are horrifying enough.

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