This post is specially for anjali*. (Simon couldn’t care less for talentless, posey boy bands…)
Top 3 Rejected Songs for the Backstreet Boys’ New Album:
- “I’m Not A Boy, Not Yet A Man”
- “No, We’re Not Lip-Synching”
- “(After the Castration, I’m Now) Incomplete”
Top 3 Rejected band names before they chose ‘Backstreet Boys’:
- PetalingStreet Boys
- back* street* boys*
- Queer Eye for the Singing Guys
Top 3 Rejected Cover Versions for the Backstreet Boys’ New Album:
- “Hazy Shade of KL” (Originally by Simon & Garfunkel)
- “Hanging Tough” (Originally by New Kids On The
BlogBlock) - “Y.M.C.A.” (Originally by The Village People)
Top 3 Hobbies of the Backstreet Boys When They Are Not Singing:
- Spamming Boyzone’s official website.
- Liposuction, chest hair waxing, and posing practice
- Answering hate-mail from Metallica fans (like Simon)
Top 3 Rejected Candidates for the 6th Member of Backstreet Boys:
- Michael ‘I Love Boys’ Jackson
- Mawi ‘Aku Pun Reti Nyanyi’ AF3
- Bo Bice (“He just wasn’t good-looking enough…â€)
Top 3 Backstreet Boys’ Pet Peeves:
- When people assume that emoting in music videos is SO easy.
- Split ends.
- When people mistake them for the Paper Dolls.
Happy now, anjali*? Or do you want another on New Kids On the Bollocks? 🙂
9 Comments
anjali*
Oooooo…am so honored, dear Simon.
eh. Correction – Bo Bice is too good to be in any band. If need be, it will be called AnjBice. Heh.
New Kids on the Bollocks? Hmmm…not interested. But don’t mind on Durian Durian and Bo Bice. Or I’ll challenge you to write on My Purple Highness. 😉
MengZ
simon offencing BSB huh?
haha….new kid on the blog.
i like that phrase
yuin
eh, i never thought of backstreet boys as in back* street* boys*…no wonder they name themselves that..ROFL!
lilian
Wah, this is wicked. Too bad no giggly teenage girls flame you or else I would enjoy this even more.
twinsmom
ai seh man, I thought you say “new kids on the buttock” (the last line).
8555
my master actually risks both our lives when taking a sweeping corner at 100kmh just to change radio stations once backside boys come on-air.
simon
anjali – prince, eh? let me see…
mengz & yuin – now they should be called backstreet men, right?
lilian – ask all the giggly girls from your blog to come flame me la! there got a few la…
twinsmom – Bollocks sound more, er, respectful…
8555 – really? your master looks like a fan of those bands… 🙂
Sashi
Now you’ve got me going all nostalgic for NKOTB classics…
“Tonight, tonight,
LA LA LA LA LA LA tonight!”
Remember when they were the “official boyband” for TV3? Back in the days of the TV3 magazine called TeleSkop and..
sheesh.. i need to stop growing older..
Reta
I absolutely love the part where u said they spam Boyzone’s website lol =P
was a fan of Boyzone maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa