Top Ten Perks of Working at McDonalds:
- Who needs Appeton? With the free meals here, you can gain 10 pounds is 2 weeks!
- Free buttons and badges for all your fashion needs.
- Bragging rights over your pals who work for Ramly Burger.
- That Ronald McDonald guy is SUCH a stud.
- Valuable on-the-job training can prepare you for future career in…. Burger King.
- Latest research shows that smelling kitchen smoke and grease reduces chances of colon blockage and herpes.
- Scrubbing toilets twice a day gives you inner peace and happiness.
- Red and white stripes go with just anything.
- Your collection of Happy Meal toys can provide hours and hours of endless entertainment when you’re alone in your own room.
- Job satisfaction and fantastic career advancement opportunities.
4 Comments
eyeris
hey, what’s wrong with having a collection of Happy Meal toys???? 🙂
violet
My sides already hurt from dance practices… and this entry doesn’t help! I can’t stop ROTFL!
Simon
eyeris – Ah, we have a confession…? 🙂
violet – easy now, dancing and laughing don’t mix well…!
Dean
hey, working at mcds while still trying to get through high school is nothing to be ashamed of. dick