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Top Ten Reasons for Not Attending NS

May 11, 2005

Top Ten Reasons for Not Attending NS by Simon (who by the way, is sadly ineligible for NS):

  • “I was in Mindanao for 3 months attending military training camp for Al-Qaeda.”

  • “My religion forbids me from wearing ugly blue uniforms.”
  • “I thought Daddy’s ‘connections’ took care of this ‘problem’ for me…?”
  • “I can’t miss my favourite ‘Telenovela Latin Amerika’ at 4pm everyday…”
  • “What National Service? I thought only Singaporeans have that!”
  • “I’m not at liberty to give any comments at this juncture. Please speak to my lawyer.”
  • “Why? is Malaysia at war with Brunei?”
  • “No machine gun-lah, cannot fly F-14-lah, no actual hand-to-hand training one, what kind of ‘National Service’ is this…”
  • “Since the by-elections were coming up, I thought the party election machinery needed my help more.”
  • “If I don’t open my VCD stall, I lose at RM 2000 per night, man! Wah piang eh!!!”



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5 Comments

  • 5xmom

    May 11, 2005 at 7:22 pm Reply

    Hahaha, I like the NS and hope my sons all get to go one day. Otherwise, we are going to have too many sissy young men around. Trust me, I heard enough of those sissy guys who came back crying to their family because they cannot endure living with basic necessitites and hear this – not used to other races. Wish I can book the next ship for them to balik t’ng suah. NS is good.

  • Simon

    May 12, 2005 at 8:36 am Reply

    sunflower – maybe NS is a method by the police to cut down on vcd peddlars…

    5xmom – most pratents like it, since they can have some peace and quiet in the house!

    clf – maybe the gomen policy may change by then? :p

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