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Top Ten Malaysian Secret Conspiracy Theories

May 13, 2005

Top Ten Malaysian Secret Conspiracy Theories by Simon (who may not be who he actually say he is):

  • The Petronas Twin Towers was initially planned to be the Triple Towers, it was not until after completion they realized the construction plans were partially torn off.

  • The National Service is only a cover for a gomen operation aimed at brainwashing Malaysian youths into efficient killing machines.

  • If you travel along the Middle Ring Road II (MRR2) at midnight over long periods, evil spirits will carry your car back to where you started.

  • If you look carefully at the old one ringgit note from the 70’s, you can see a partially hidden Gudang Garam logo.

  • Karpal Singh is actually Samy Vellu’s long lost brother separated at birth.

  • 5xmom is not really a demure housewife in Penang. Behind the façade, she’s the feared lady boss of the biggest illegal Da Ma Cai (4D betting) syndicate in Southeast Asia!

  • Mona Fandey did not get executed. She’s living under a witness protection programme as a karipap seller somewhere in Temerloh.

  • Wira the OrangUtan (the Commonweath Games mascot) is actually a gay icon.

  • There is a secret hoard of ancient Portuguese treasure hidden under the Dataran Merdeka.

  • Ever notice why you never see any photos of Simon the blogger? Simon & Jeff Ooi = SAME PERSON!!!

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15 Comments

  • Anonymous

    May 13, 2005 at 9:22 am Reply

    You just saw National Treasure on DVD, didn’t you? Either that or you have been watching too many X Files reruns. Or maybe the fumes from the bad traffic today caused your hallucinations….:))

    I particularly like the Twin Towers one, the scary thing is it sounds like something that may actually happen here in Malaysia…

    Pat

  • Simon

    May 13, 2005 at 9:33 am Reply

    pat – its FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! That’s what’s causing all this disturbance in the force!!!

    mudslinger – that one is true! I swear it happened to me!!!

  • Shan

    May 13, 2005 at 9:41 am Reply

    Holy shit you’re right – totally forgot it’s Friday 13th. Hmm, feel like watching those old Jason hockey mask murderer movies now! Lol! used to love them in the 80s. Thanx for the shout out at my blog – yr words were greatly appreciated. Cheers 🙂

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