Top Ten Most Annoying Habits of Malaysian While Watching Movies by Simon (who, by the way hasn’t been in a cinema for a long, long time):
- “OK, you see are, this part! This part! The hero’s going to get killed!!â€
- Morons sitting bwhind you who kick your chair every time they get excited.
- “Hello, hello. Yes, yes, can talk, can, can. Watching movie, watching movie. Star Wars, Star Wars…†(They MUST repeat everything at least once!)
- Eating kuaci and throwing the husks on the floor like this is the Bentong Cathay cinema in 1984.
- Couples next to you getting fresh with one another like this is Bukit Gasing at night.
- Laughing hysterically at the Nokia “Turn off your handphone†ad. Even though they’ve seen it a thousand times.
- NOT turning off their handphones even after they’ve seen that Nokia ad a thousand times.
- Incontinent morons who have get up and pee 4 times during a 90 minute movie.
- “Daddy, daddy, why that guy in the movie like that, one? What is he saying? Daddy, Daddy that one is the brother, aah? Daddy, Daddy why…â€
- WAHH!! SO GOOD, MAN!!! THAT DARTH VADER IS SO COOL!! RIGHT OR NOT, JOE?!!†(while clapping hysterically).
14 Comments
Pat
Oops, number 2 is me 😛 Got to remember to keep my feet down next time, haha.
james
HahhahHahh… hey but point 8 damn unfair lah. When you gotta go, you gotta go lah!
Simon
pat – its ok, so long as you don’t sit behind me!!
james – but 4 times? A bit too much, man…
keng å‘
is #9 why you not stepping into cinema? 😛
mudslinger
I remember one time while watching LOTR. It was right in the beginning of the movie where gollum was still a hobbit, but it showed him biting into a live fish. This girl sitting behind me was going, “Ewww, so geli… Eee! (loudly mind you) and I couldn’t tahan anymore, I actually looked at her, raised my voice and told her “Can you please be quiet?” Everyone around us all looked at her and grinned. Well, someone’s gotta do something. Oh btw, other times, I’m as meek as a mouse.
CLF
LOL!!
Another great post from u Simon!
Simon
keng – actually no money to go watch movies, nowadays so expensive one…
mudslinger – you should tell her, “if you cannot tahan, why watch LOTR? Go and watch Nemo, la!”
Loc Kee
#11. while watching horror movie, someone behind suddenly “ARRRRRR!!!!!” if i got heart attack, would be shock to dead by him/her.
Simon
loc kee – happened to me b4 also!
5xmom
Thank God for RM8 which comes with subtitles of your choice, Thai, Spanish, Indon, BM, Mandarin, Cantonese….
Adeline
Hey nice piece of work.i love it..
cuz i get annoyed too.by those ppl in the cinema..espcecially those talking on the fon while the show is on..
1st time here..nice blog..keep in touch yeah..
Simon
adeline – thanks for stopping by, see you soon! 🙂
Adeline
yeah..dun mind i add you into my link right?
i love reading ur blog..
Simon
adeline – sure, no problem. I’ll add yours too.