Top Ten Things That Will Happen If Darth Vader Became the Emperor of Malaysia by Simon (who by way, is the father of Princess Leia’s secret love-child):
- New national anthem – ‘Negaraku’ replaced with humming the cool Imperial March.
- Use of the ‘Force’ to kill any cabinet minister that opposes his view.
- During ribbon cutting ceremonies, he uses lightsaber instead of scissors.
- Crime reaches all time low when the police force is replaced by the Stormtroopers.
- Black robes become the new fashion craze.
- Who needs the RMAF and their hopeless Nuri helicopters? Bring on the TIE Fighters!
- Ampang Jaya is renamed ‘Anakin Jaya’, Melaka is renamed ‘Death Star City’, Sik is now called ‘Sith’.
- A new subject in the KBSR curriculum – ‘Heavy Breathing and Deep Scary Voice’.
- Everyone will wear T-shirts with slogans like “Jedis are losersâ€, “Eat this, Obi-Wanâ€, “Luke, I am your Fatherâ€, “Vader Rocksâ€, “Yoda Loves Miss Piggyâ€, etc.
- During UN or ASEAN meetings, NOBODY interrupts the Dark Lord of the Sith when he is talking.
14 Comments
coppersnare
Hahaha… good one! Love the second last. Been reading your blog for a while. Keep up the good work!
Solbi-wan Kenobi
This Dark Lord’s got *MY* vote! LOL
5xmom
Wah, apasal the fonts got smaller and smaller and grayer and grayer? Is this some inspirasi you got from the movie?
anjali*
Haa. Monsieur Top 10 strikes again. I personally don’t mind the Imperial March as national anthem tho!
Simon
the indon complains – thanks! come back soon…!
solb1 – your name is kenobi and you support the dark lord…? :p
5xmom – where got smaller? same la!
anjali – dum, dum, dum, dum da-dam…
keng å‘
by then.. our country will have a new landmark building in round shape just like Death Star… but beware, we must watch out for ppl with the name Luke…
keng å‘
btw, share something to u all Starwars fans.. so funny!
http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html
viLLager
atleast we wont lose to singapore is theres a war..ahahaha
pretty girl wearing revealing clothes is a plus plus…
Fahruddin Najumudeen
hey, i don’t know if this is bad, but now that you mention it, I seriously DON’T MIND if Darth Vader is Emperor of Malaysia! It sounds coool~!
jedibaba
Err… I could have sworn Dr M was…
consuela
hehe…good list…I would definately like to have the “Imperial March” as the new anthem! *grins*
Simon
keng – if m’sia built a death star, that will scare the hell out of the singaporeans!
villager – you mean leia?
jedibaba – Oooo…. i must tell you he visits here quite often… :p
mixzbabykiss – yeah, that would be too cool…
twinsmom
yee? how come talk talk talk then chicken out liao? LOL…
阿里茨阿
Cool!!
You are my man!!