You Know Malaysians Are Too Crazy Over Star Wars When… by Simon (who last night taught Darth Vader how to operate his VCR)
…when they start using C8< as the Darth Vader Emoticon… (tilt your head sideways. Yes, Simon invented it!!!)
…when police fix their breathalyzers to produces a deep breath sound…
…clinics report increase in minor head injuries to children as a result of “lightsabre duels†using sticks, brooms, etc.
…Darth Vader is the guest judge on Malaysian Idol (As suggested by Twinsmom).
…UPM successfully cross-breed new cat species that looks like Wookies.
…three minutes of air-time in the movie will result in a happy-meal toy, an action figure, comic spin-off…
…pirated VCDs hit the streets earlier than the actual movie.
…when Toys R Us sells Tickle Me Yoda toys.
…when my 7-year old asthmatic nephew starts having hallucinations of taking over the Empire (overdose of Ventolin is not good for you).
…latest popular names from Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara – Mohd Anakin, Grevious Tan, Ben Oh Bee Wan, Sidious Pasamanickam, etc.
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9 Comments
Shan
Hehehehehe. How do you come up with this stuff? 😀
Fahruddin Najumudeen
C8< ? Looks more like a short haired girl with big bust... hahahah
nice post by the way
coppersnare
Ben Oh Bee Wan.. nice one!
ash
… when they throw away Parang and choose Lightsaber as primary weapon on road rage. (more civilize)
mudslinger
when kids can rattle off names of Jedis, but cannot remember who our PM is.
when schoolkids can relate every single thing that happened from Episode 4 back to 3 and yet still cannot remember all the sejarah facts taught at school.
yuin
like that all the idols have to learn the Darth Vaders theme song by heart…
5xmom
..when people blog about hating Star Wars and yet they blog about Star Wars.
..and one woman blogged about ‘escaping from watching Star Wars’ movie which again, is also a blog about Star Wars.
http://shamirakarim.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-have-been-spared.html
Simon
shan – lots of coffee in the morning. 😮
fahruddin – now that you mentioned it…
coppersnare – ai? got new name aa?
ashie – then we’ll see any ‘duels’ taking place along the highways!
mudslinger – Hmmm… PM… Hussein Onn, right?
yuin – that’s not difficult to learn!
5xmom – so when are you going to write one? 😛 (last week’s one doesn’t count!)
keng å‘
i watched it finally… wow, magnificient! And there are these ER scenes for Anakin and Amidala, but the storyline twisted a bit like they are completing a jigzaw puzzle.