You Don’t Mess With the Zohan
Published by simon on August 28, 2008I didn’t know anything about the movie “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”, expecting it to be Adam Sandler making jokes about hairdressers and their queer lifestyle, but i usually watch any Sandler movie anyway.
Fifteen minutes into the movie, I was like “wow, they showed this movie HERE?” but it was damn funny…
Hilarious scene:
Zohan: Come on, come on. You guys get along here, huh? Stop this.
Palestinian immigrant #1: Yeah, here… here it’s okay, uh? Its just THERE, the war is never going to end, huh?
Israelis and Palestinians together: (shaking heads) No…
Israeli immigrant #1: You know, we were so close to peace before that a**hole shot Rabin…!
Israelis and Palestinians together: Yeah…
Israeli immigrant #2: Yeah, but Bush, HE see the big picture.
Palestinian immigrant #1: Bush no want peace, he said that all week.
Uri: What about Bush’s wife, huh? This is a wife I would get stinky with.
Palestinian immigrant #3: (agreeing) I would do this!
Israelis and Palestinians together: Yes, yes…
Zohan: What about Clinton? I would do HILLARY!
Everyone: Yes, yes…
Israeli immigrant #3: Oh yes, the big legs…
Palestinian immigrant #3: She’s so strict, like she’s going to teach me a lesson…
Israeli immigrant #1: You know what’s funny? I like JESSIE!
Palestinian immigrant #2: Awww, you’re crazy!
Israeli immigrant: Nooo! If I want legs, I’d take Obama’s wife…! SHE has legs!
Uri: (to Zohan) THIS is what happens when they talk politics.
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Funny scene number 2:
The Phantom: Ms. Mariah Carey, its a pleasure to meet you (bows)
Mariah Carey: Nice to meet you. how are you?
The Phantom: Ms. Carey, you’re high notes are … so beautiful… like a … Scud missile soaring towards its target.
Mariah Carey: (deeply touched) THANK YOU, its so sweet…
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