You know what? In a few months time, the whole world is going to go crazy with Harry Potter mania. Already now, J.K. Rowling’s hype machine is in full swing, gearing up for the release of the last (or so she says) book in the HP series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Although i’ve read all the books so far, i’m not particularly a fan, more of just to see ‘what all the fuss is about’. Everyone’s curious as to who are the main characters that Rowling will kill off and what will happened to Harry. But I know some things for sure. The following passages WILL DEFINITELY NOT…

Star: I need a new name for my new image – something that projects my personality and aura to my million of fans worldwide… Agent: Fans? What fans? Millions? Star: You know, all those teenage girls that watch my TV show, and that are going to buy my new music CD showing off my awesome undiscovered singing talent. Agent: (cough, cough) Talent? What talent? Sometimes some things should stay undiscovered. Weren’t you kicked out of the Korean Idol auditions 4 years in a row? Star: You should hear my new CD. My music is haunting yet beautiful, my recording company is talking about a tour to support the album. You…