Things NOT to Give Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend As Christmas Gifts

Published by simon on December 12, 2006

For Your Boyfriend:

• Any pansy stuff like moisturizer, lotion or scented bath candles. You might as well flush your money down the drain.
• A necktie – if he’s never worn one. He’ll probably won’t wear it either.
• Gift vouchers. Try harder, woman.
• A book, any book. Especially if the last book he read had something to do with ‘Peter’ and ‘Jane’.
• Any kinds of tea. That includes green tea, oolong tea, fruity tea or any derivation of that healthy crap. Stick to coffee.

For Your Girlfriend:

• Membership to any fitness club, slimming centre or any of that sort. Even if she’s slim or fit. You’ll die faster compared to swallowing glass.

• Anything associated with the word ‘carat’, ‘gold’ or ‘Swiss’. You don’t want to set the standard so high so early on, or you’ll have a REALLY difficult time in years to come…
• Anything that comes with instruction manual or ‘some assembly required’.
• Any kind of gift that YOU will be using more often than her. Like PS3 or bodykit for your car, subscription to FHM, etc. They don’t like it, for specific reasons.
• Gift vouchers. Try harder, man.

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