Celebrity Showdown: Superman vs. Batman

Published by simon on February 19, 2006

For those of you who follow Hollywood news, you’d know that there’ll be a new Superman movie coming up. While the fan boys are salivating with the prospects of it, while busy discussing this like the size of his chest logo, I’m not exactly totally psyched up yet. Probably it’s because of the old movies they made back in the 80’s. While they weren’t exactly bad, they kind of look cheesy now. Well, at least the TV shows fare much better. They had Lois & Clark in the 80’s and Smallville now.

But the million dollar question would be – Who’s cooler? Batman or Superman? Who would win in a celebrity showdown?

Five reasons why Superman is cooler than Batman:

• It takes a real Krypton MAN to wear RED underwear – outside your pants.
• Superman fights alone. Batman needs his hairy legs sidekick Robin.
• Superman can fly. Batman needs AirAsia to do that.
• X-ray vision. He’ll probably go crazy every time he passes the girl’s locker room.
• Kristin Kreuk. Period.

Five reasons why Batman is cooler than Superman:

• It takes a REAL MAN to dress up like a bat.
• Alfred takes care of every little nitty household detail. Clark Kent has to wash his own red and white suit.
• Girls love the strong, silent men.
• With that batsuit, you don’t need a costume for all those Halloween parties you keep getting invited to.
• The Batmobile. End of debate.

Five new villains that will appear in the new Superman movie:

The Mucous Man.

Bill Gates.

Super Avian Man, who’s suffering from bird flu.

The Rifleman, Dick Cheney

Super Shebby Singh, the superpowered villain who speaks before thinking.

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