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Top Ten Career Prospects for Malaysian Idol and Akademi Fantasia Losers

Published by simon on September 26, 2005

So, finally, both Malaysian Idol and AF3 are finally over. Its safe to turn on the telly again.

Top Ten Career Prospects for Malaysian Idol and Akademi Fantasia Losers

  • Backup singer for next year’s Malaysian Idol / Akademi Fantasia contest.

  • Perform at the Hotel New Kowloon, Klang next year during the Secretaries’ Day Luncheon.

  • DJ at the local Warta/Fajar/Bintang/Daya supermarket.

  • “Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan, selamat datang ke pesta dangdut ‘Hai Alahai’ Felda Bukit Tunggal, bersama penyanyi undangan kami, Farah AF3!”

  • Extras in those Hotlink advertisements on TV where young people are hanging out in Starbucks making video-conferencing calls.

  • Write and promote your own book – “Dummies Guide to Being a Failed Malaysian Reality Show Contestant”.

  • Record your own album of kiddie songs, like “Ashvin’s Sing-a-long Kid’s Songs”. Not much talent required there.

  • “Gerak Khas: Ops Sumbang”

  • If they’re lucky, go into newscasting, abd subsequent stand a chance to marry a super-rich king of small oil-exporting country.

  • When the next Merdeka Day comes, pose in trashy Malay mags wearing nothing but our national flag, and thereby extending your 5 minutes of fame – for another 5 minutes.
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Comments (9)
  1. yuin Said,

    ROFL..ops sumbang..if they show the sumbang part sure got a lot of ppl watch.

  2. Shan Said,

    Thank GAWD it’s all over - until the next season that is!

  3. lilian Said,

    Oi, oi, secretaries don’t go Hotel Kowloon wan, they go JW Marriot, at the very least. And watch Engelbert Humperdink or Tom Jones (puke!).

    And then hor, how come you don’t get thrashed about world peace with this post but I get thrashed over my Ah Lian’s post? The world is not fair. LOL!

  4. Sexymama Said,

    Can also go to Las Vegas and be a lounge singer, and then come back to Malaysia and claimed to be an “International” singer.

  5. simon Said,

    yuin - AF3 also quite sumbang already…

    shan - i think next year, there will more of these copycat shows!

    lilian - BECAUSE, Ah Lians are the most IMPORTANT species, vital to WORLD PEACE!!! Without them Malaysia and the rest of the world will in CHAOS!!!

    sexymama - like that 1970’s diva, right? that got her own show, right? heheh…

  6. lilian Said,

    And who would think that Ah Lians and Ah Bengs also got expats to fight for their cause? *sheesh* Liberalisation wor.

  7. simon Said,

    maybe the expats are MARRIED to the Ah Lians…

  8. mudslinger Said,

    eh, what about becoming a ’spokesperson’ ‘endorsing’ things like “minuman kacang soya” or “tongkat ali”, or…. oh wait, that’s already happened.

  9. simon Said,

    yeah, that one also very common… esp the tongkat ali one!

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